Twas The Night Before Christmas - MilCarb Style

Twas the night before Christmas

and all through the bar,

Not a keg line was hissing,

not a leak near or far.

The taps were all polished

the glassware stacked with care.

In hopes that cold pints

soon would pour there.

The bartenders rested,

their shift finally done.

Dreaming of cocktails

with bubbles that stun.

When out the cooler

there arose such a clatter.

They sprang from the back room

to see what was the matter.

Away to the draft lines

they flew in a flash.

Expecting a foam bomb

or pressure line crash.

But the system was steady

the gauges all right

MilCarb had kept

every pressure point tight.

No flat beer, no wild pours

no headaches in sight.

Just perfectly carbonated joy

on this cold winter night.

Then a voice softly echoed,

calm, wise and quite slick

"Happy pouring to all...

and may your draft lines stay quick!"

So here's to the holidays

to stouts, spritzers, and cheer.

To the bubbles that sparkle

this time of year.

With MilCarb on your side

every pour is just right.

Merry Christmas to all

and to all a smooth night!